July 2010
The best quotes from the Jersey Shore Season... →
txtsfrmlstnght:
(816): I’m so horny (913): I have no idea who this is, but I’m up for a lecture on self-respect.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(210): Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you’re not wife material.
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Emi: heres some fun facts
Emi: from 8 to 4
Emi: breaks are pretty short
Emi: disbaled people work there too
Emi: aaaaaaaand it takes a lot of motivation
Asanti: ...
Asanti: that sounds like my old school
Blast from the fucking past.
What did I do wrong?
Go rob a bank, kids.
I am way too fucked for tonight it was so trippy.
Stoner deja vus at least 5 fucking times man.
I’m hungry /milk
French Words With No English Translation
maybemoscow:
floatt:
itsafiasco:
Dépaysement: The sensation of being in another country.
La douleur exquise: The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can’t have. Even a Sex in the City episode was named after it!
Chômer: To be unemployed, but because it’s a verb, it makes the state active.
Profiter: To make the most of or take advantage of.
Flâneur: As defined in the book Elegant...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(920): He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
“Apple.
Oh sorry, I was looking at that dog.”
– told you I would
postam-deactivated20110218 asked: LOLZ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94&feature=related
postam-deactivated20110218 asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpX7LgrB8Mk
I don't remember if you were the one asking about Jesse Slaughter, but voilà. If it wasn't, still "interesting" thing to watch
I don't remember if you were the one asking about Jesse Slaughter, but voilà. If it wasn't, still "interesting" thing to watch
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words...
bla bla bla
trevorsoelectric:
“Fascinator” -HTRK
I’m sorry...
